moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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Dear Mom and Dad,

This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.

Happy Holidays,
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

Nicki claps with her ass

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

poopflow:

this vine is unholy

upgraders:

Drake

misantropaculia:

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earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

JT